When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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