What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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