he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Please don't give away my fajitas
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