Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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