i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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