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(586): View more from Michigan

One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.

(586): View more from Michigan

She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.

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(818): View more from California

I hate you but I'm not in hate with you

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(330): View more from Ohio

Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin

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(407): View more from Florida

I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"

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(562): View more from California

at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified

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(775): View more from Nevada

I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left

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(732): View more from New Jersey

admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea

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probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either

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