i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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