Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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