what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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