the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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