so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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