just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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