She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I forget how to act sober
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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