we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i think im in europe. pls send help
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