my mouth tastes like poor choices
I just cut my nipple shaving
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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