spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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