I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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