Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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