So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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