He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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