I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I had to cum in my sink.
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