That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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