guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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