Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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