i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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