Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
