im drinking this country out of the recession.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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