Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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