I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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