If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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