My balls are so social today.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Randomize
