Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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