i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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