Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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