After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
