the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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