Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
