There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
