Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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