Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
