The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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