...so i touched it.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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