Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
