Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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