Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
