Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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