What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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