Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
