just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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