Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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