these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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