maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize
