That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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