Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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